One girl and one boy is just not enough.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.