Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
