I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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