Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
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Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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