doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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