I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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