we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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