Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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