i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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