I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I wear drunk well.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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