How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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