So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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