ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
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We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
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I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
When are your genitals available?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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