p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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