Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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