let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
she told me i tasted like america
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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