trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
she looked like the before picture.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
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A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
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The feeling are messing with the penis
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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