you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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