dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
