i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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