I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
it's like heaven, but drunker
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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