Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
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you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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