I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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