Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
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i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
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Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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