OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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