He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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