so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
i've created a new STD.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
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