Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
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