Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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