Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I will be naked everywhere
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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