You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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