Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
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We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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