I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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