This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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