He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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