What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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