We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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