Me. At least after what I've been through.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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