my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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