Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
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I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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