piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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