Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
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They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
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I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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