butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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