So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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