Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
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not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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