have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
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I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
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I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
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