Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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