How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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