he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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