Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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