Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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