used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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