i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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