i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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