yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
it glows. i had to have it.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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