Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
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My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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